I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
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When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
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The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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