Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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