so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.