Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody