just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
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i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
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I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.