I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
It's never too late to be topless.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
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