whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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