Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
