i think my tv is drunk
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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