The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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