i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
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My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
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Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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