I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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