Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
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She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
No I am not eating basil off your cock
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
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You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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