I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
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He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
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Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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