I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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