dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
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the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
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the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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