your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
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I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
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There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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