I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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