what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
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the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Your cock deserves a montage
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
God I need to hump something, right now.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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