I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
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