I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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