I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
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I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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