Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
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