Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
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Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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