a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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