didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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