the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
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He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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