so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
We named our party play list daddy issues
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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