he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
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People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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