i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
birth control should be required to get into college
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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