I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
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And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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