I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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