so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
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is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
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I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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