i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
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She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
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Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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