that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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