is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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