You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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