I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
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Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
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I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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