Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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