We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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