Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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