You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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