guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
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Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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