Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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