Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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