Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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