She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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