everyone is single if you try hard enough
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
Randomize
