Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
there is puke in my bra ... again
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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