i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
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I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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