Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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