I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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