Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
