i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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