She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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