that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Randomize
