Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
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Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
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It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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