Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
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...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
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Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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