Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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