brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
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you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
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I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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